I AM AN EXPERT In HOW TO BECOME AN ADDICT, INMATE, HOOKER, THIEF, AND SELF-SEEKING DRAIN ON SOCIETY


(Useful for anyone who wants to know how their loved ones got into the situation or how/why they stay in it)

I have proof that my addiction expertise has been recognized and successfully applied for the benefit if others. And I’m not just referring to the 22 years I have spent in active addiction or purposely getting away from active addiction.

When I was in prison in Hawaii for possession of $10 worth of an opiate, I worked with graduate social work students from the University of Hawaii who wanted to learn about designing program for inmates. I remember how self important I felt when I was summoned to the warden’s office to meet the seven students and receive my assignment if designing a non profit program civilians could bring into the prison and then apply for Grant money to fund the program. The program was therapeutic hula to help incarcerated women with trauma. I wrote a grant application that won $5000 from the Women’s Fund (any reader can research this fact, though my name so be mentioned. You’ll have to take my word for it that I write the application. How else would an inmate know this stuff?)

Still other grad students received school credits for putting I  hours at the prison as drug treatment counselors who interacted with me when I was part of a group doing in house drug treatment. In house means while in prison. It was easy for me to be successful at staying clean without drugs. But I still I almost failed and got kicked out of the program by fighting with other people who I thought needed to learn they would incur my wrath if I found out they had gossipped about me. I gave these grad students many priceless lessons about difficult people.

  I could get along with distant people, not peers, because I put on performances as a teacher or speaker. Back and forth Interactions were problematic but relating to others in one direction was my specialty. People liked me that way, and learned from me. Especially.the graduate social work students visiting the prison by invitation from the warden. They all got A’s in their classes–thanks to me! It came to me that I must have something to teach, at an advanced level.  I was obviously privy to knowledge that can only be obtained by interacting with me. Therefore it is not a stretch to call myself an expert, right now, in 2019. I have expertise in addiction, the thinking and practices of people maintaining their addictions, and the difficulties presented by society to ex-offenders/addicts/prostitutes. If you want to understand an incomprehensible relative , come to me. I have the answers to your questions.

MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

Addiction, Incarceration, Streetlife

Question about sex and relationships?

Suspect someone you care about is an addict?

Wondering if your desires are normal?

Email me at asktheescort@gmail.com

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Published by Respectably Witty Harvard X-Hooker Advisor

Caroleena, ivy league educated X-Hooker in Honolulu, respectfully presents social commentary/wisdom based on experiences with humor for everyday people

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