What an x-hooker knows that you need to hear: Ladies, football knowledge is a useful tool for manipulation


Ladies, always have basic, but thorough, knowledge about American football when you know you’ll be dealing with American men. In season, know the outcome of featured games from the past weekend, Monday Thursday nights. Know who is leading in both divisions, and who is in last place. Remind yourself who won the last Superbowl. Be on top of recent news about individual football players. For example, it’s 2019 so you should be familiar with the acronym “GOAT.” If a referee just made a controversial call, ask the guy’s opinion and have an informed opinion of your own. First dates, blind dates, job interviews–you will nail them. The guy will see you as an incredibly cool stand out. Guaranteed? Of course not, but an extremely safe bet.
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Published by Respectably Witty Harvard X-Hooker Advisor

Caroleena, ivy league educated X-Hooker in Honolulu, respectfully presents social commentary/wisdom based on experiences with humor for everyday people

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