Smart Enough? Sexy Enough? Can You Answer the Question that got Caroleena the sexy IQ Test Taker Gig

Smart Enough? Sexy Enough? Can You Answer the Question that got Caroleena the sexy IQ Test Taker Gig


A is to 1

as

B is to 3

as

C is to ?

Addiction can be hidden in paradise, but I am here to part the plumeria

This is the question the psychologist/trick asked me that got him thinking I should take some of the IQ tests he had on his computer that were the tools of his trade. That’s what he called them, his tools. I don’t really know what his trade was because after talking to a lot of people I discovered that he wasn’t just my trick, but he used every one of his patients in his life of indulgence and addiction. I forgot to mention, he was an IV drug user. This I know because he sent me on runs for him to get heroin, or “boy” as we called it here in Honolulu. When I returned back to his office, conveniently located smack dab in the middle of Hotel Street in downtown Honolulu, it was my responsibility to inject him. I was not comfortable doing this, but at this time I learned a little something about myself. As much as I thought I was emotionally tough and immune to soft feelings that made regular people vulnerable, I could be coerced. I was on parole at the time, meaning I had one foot back in prison because I was being monitored by the parole officer. One bad report from him and back I would go. If I had known what I was signing on for, I would have gotten the question wrong.

You, however, are safe to give it your best shot. I will follow up with multiple choice options, then the answer. I really need to come up with a prize. Unless there is someone out there who wants to take IQ tests..? I’m not paying but I am open to watching you do it to see if there is any appeal. Just kidding…yeah.

I took two tests each date, which comes out to $50 a test. And I didn’t even have to do them nude, although I wouldn’t have minded the nudity. I was happy to have a date that didn’t require me to do anything physical.
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