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Threesome Pouting: Group Sex Brings Out Little Kid Behaviors


Threesomes have complications that bring out the bratty little kid within, which is an amusing irony not atypical of unintended consequences.


The number of people we can love in our hearts simultaneously is unlimited. The number of people we can love with our bodies simultaneously is limited to one. You see, people don’t truly multitask. Instead we rapidly switch between tasks. Our focus shifts so quickly we think we are doing two things at once, but that’s an illusion. Just like we can’t do two people at once. Inevitably someone senses that more attention is going to the other person. The most common reaction to even subtle favoritism is childlike pouting. Yes, during the adult-est of adult situations it is common for a person to revert to infantile protestations. One example is the female propensity to stomp off to another room, with much slamming of doors.

Threesomes are too much work. I have to constantly make sure both women feel attended to. It’s so distracting I can’t really enjoy.

A former client explaining why 3somes are not to his taste.

And what about jealous men who feel underserved? They resort to interrupting the two others, even if he took his turn. Suddenly he has a question that needs answering, or an owie on his pinkie that must be looked at right now.

After the Orgie–Men

Of course, you will recall from my earlier posts that a jealous guy might get violent once he is alone with his girlfriend so the third party doesn’t know he felt left out.

After the Orgie–Women

A woman’s post coital tactic is to heighten her spying on her guy to see if the suspected couple are meeting without her. Accusations usually accompany surveillance. A woman almost never used stealth to spy on her man (kinda funny, yes?) Even if she goes through his phone, for example, and finds nothing, once a woman feels slighted during a threesome, she doesn’t require any more evidence of wrongdoing, and will not, under any circumstance, be persuaded that there’s nothing going on without her.

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