Dear God, it’s me, Caroleena

• If you’re there,
• And if you care,
• Please don’t let me get arrested,
• Please let me make money for dope,
• Please don’t let me get hurt,
• And please forgive me bc that list is in order of importance to me.

Prayed by someone looking to get high, stay high, and eliminate all potential future obstacles more than anything else.