#1 Complaint Guys Have About Threesomes?

#1 reason guys give for the failure of a threesome❓

One guy➕his girl ➕her friend➡Trouble. Why, in his opinion❔

If you have a heterosexual couple and add a woman to the bed, what’s the main reason for the epic failure, from the guy’s point of view?

Female jealousy.

Picture the scene, as if from a film…

He knew better than to suggest the idea himself. He let his woman do it. He went along, out of respect for her wishes, you understand. He was fine with the way things were but if she wanted it…He aimed to please. Arrangements were made. Drinks, a smoke, and then–It was HER idea! But the festivities were only just beginning when his significant other got an attitude. He knew her mood had gone bad in the set of her shoulders the way she cut her eyes at the other woman–HER friend! Her pretty friend. What was the woman there for? Was the other woman supposed to watch how he rudely ignored her in favor of his girlfriend? That was probably his woman’s true expectation. The other woman was their guest. There was such a thing as making a guest feel welcome. It’s Biblical. His woman would fault him for being courteous? Not that he had planned to devote himself to this chick. He had had a better plan of action in mind, which he had visualized the way top athletes do before championships. He imagined them both working together, simultaneously, as a team, to do what one woman could not for the good of the venerable team captain. Instead of team captain, he was the unwilling referee, trying to pay attention to them both. He could not forget everyone else, lay back and enjoy. Far from it. He had to be super-aware that he doled out strokes in equal portions. Every time his woman gave that familiar, angry sigh he had to completely turn in her direction. If not, he knew he’d hear about it later, how they (meaning HIM) forgot all about her. Secretly, honestly, he was glad when his woman stormed out of the bedroom in disgust. Of course, he had been concerned about her. He went after her. Just… not quite immediately.

Published by Harvard Grad elite meets Honolulu backstreets

The story, full of wit and wisdom: Harvard➡Homeless➡Heroin➡Happiness. Past degradation➡present edification.

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