We want a Lady in the Street and a freak in the sheets
we either know people or we are people who have killed, stolen, and done societal taboos. Just bc no one talks about it doesn’t mean it’s not happening
You’re Waiting for Heaven’s Admission Committee to Decide on Fellow Applicants When… Saint Peter, Heaven Committee Chair during this segment of eternity, exits heaven proper to talk to the nervous newly applicants lined up outside of the gates to see which of them will be allowed to shed their newly dead bodies and pick upContinue reading “If You Ask God to Be[X] With You, You Will Go To Hell”
I don’t have sex. All I ever do is talk. A common half truth told by working girls. The whole truths are related to the statement. Prostitution Surprises 1. I was surprised to learn that there is quite a bit of talking on the job. But it’s not “instead of” sexual favors, more like, “inContinue reading “5 Huge Surprises About Prostitution You’d NEVER guess”
If I say I am a bear, no one has to believe me, but if I say I am TG and I am a man people must accept my claim. I think this break with reality takes something away from people who want to find their truth and have others accept it.
No drugs? Where’s the joy? I’ll have nothing left. Long term addict and streetwalker “Ivory,” six months before her death at age 48, doubting the wisdom of getting clean. If we are going to live with the relentless obsession about using drugs, if we are going to overcome screaming urges, we need a reason. SomethingContinue reading “Hope, Not A Bottom”
Two guys, Americans named Tom and Harry, died at the exact same time on earth and as a result they were in line side by side, waiting to talk to St. Peter, Heaven’s gatekeeper who interviewed prospects. St. Peter came out and said there was a lot of time in eternity and now and again,Continue reading “Die and Get Into Heaven? Not if You Say This…”
Drug Addicted, jobless, homeless, young and beautiful–the perfect storm for Hurricane Desperation
Dead body, in the kitchen? Yes. I never saw it coming and I am glad
Hymen-Gate The news that pop music rapper T. I. has bought into the myth that a doctor can “check” virginity has caused a controversy. After President Nixon had his people commit a burglary in a building called the Watergate, “gate” is attached to any controversial term. Hence Hyman-gate, for all of you too young toContinue reading “T.I. Checks His Daughter For A Virginity Status Update But I Bet He Didn't Consider His REAL Worry”
People find themselves inadvertantly holding their breath but liars never accidentally tell the truth. You’ve heard, “remember to breathe.” Ever heard, “remember to lie? ” I didn’t think so. 9u
If a man chooses to engage in activity with someone else that he could do with his wife for, but chooses not to, that’s adultery. But it’s not like he could enjoy a man’s body through her. Where’s the betrayal? That’s what my friend explained to me as he showed me one online ad afterContinue reading “Sexual Encounters Between Married Men–Not Adultery?”
Maybe lifelong blindness forms a protective cocoon. Isn’t that what people want when they embrace repression and denial?
Pursuing Your Addiction is a Surefire Way to Meet People
Harvard X-Hooker made a change that will allow you to read this blog anywhere I caught myself concealing my phone while I waited for another job interview with someone not willing to hire an X-Hooker. I didn’t want the person who would never be my boss to find out too soon that she didn’t wantContinue reading “I Added the Word “Respectable” in this flashback post, but bare breasts is the winner.”
Never Argue With a Fool Never argue with a fool– because the on lookers cannot tell the difference An argumentative fool sharing with me what he learned about how others judge you by the people with whom you associate.
Home Alone 2 This Christmas movie classic originally featured a 7 second cameo by Donald Trump, who gives McCaulley Culkin directions, long before Trump thought of running for president. The movie powers that be in Canada had trimmed seconds here and there from this movie and other movies to keep them under 2 hours. AroundContinue reading “I Can't Imagine A Woman Behaving Like Donald Trump. The President's Issue with Home Alone 2 is a useful example.”