X-Hooker Life Hack #73

The best time to look honest is when you are lying.

 

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Hooker Life Hack #14: life is a good news, bad news story.

Life is a good news bad news story. The good news is you can get used to anything. But you know what the bad news is? You can get used to anything. The once unimaginable, the once inconceivable, can become routine. The thought of something used to horrify you, and now you can do that very thing without batting an die. I suppose it is necessary to adapt in order to survive. but it could easily happen that the very adaptation that enables you to survive in the short-term hurts you in the long-run. Sometimes we have to keep the horror of a bad situation alive, if it is within our power to change the situation. Acceptance may be the key to solving most problems but not all problems. Be careful what becomes acceptable to you, and question anything that was once out of bounds but you now consider alright.

Don’t confuse giving up with serenity

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Hooker Hack #5

Fun is not always a team sport.”

     One reason people seek prostitutes is that they want to have a time that is all about them, to the exclusion of everyone else, including provider. No worries about anyone’s unmet needs, no performance anxiety over the thought of failing to please, no expectation that they ask questions and best of all, no expectation they listen. The provider does not care as long as she is paid and for some people at least some of the time, the indifferent arrangement is just what the doctor ordered. All that is required is coloring within the lines (complying with the provider rules) . Within said boundaries they can do whatever they want to do

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and don’t have to do it particularly well by anyone’s standard but their own. What a lovely vacation from intimacy responsibilities!

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Sometimes there’s fun in numbers but at other times a guy wants to be alone and your role is to help him enjoy active alone time

Hooker Hacks #2

You can charge the most for a good or service when the perceived value of the product is highest. That is one of several reasons to get the money first. People never want to pay for a service after they’ve had an experience because they do not get anything after handing over their money. Without the dopamine rush of anticipatory pleasure,img_20181108_023405822874227794291028.jpg clients feel disappointed or even hustled in spite of the fact that you are merely following the terms of your agreement.  Recall the feeling of paying a credit card bill for bygone fun. You don’t want that credit card feeling to be his last impression of you.

Hooker Life Hack#6: Your “real life” is what’s passing you by as you wait for things to get back to normal

Imagine being an addicted street level sex worker. I never would have been able to as a young woman unless I had seen an informative HBO special. Even then I would not have related to the subject matter and more than I related to my beloved nature documentaries. Fascinating show–right? I’m doing these things but not really, not likes the other women and men dressed as women. They look like they were born for the streets. Not me, obviously, I would reassure myself. I will hang out for a while and, I’ve got it!–do some Anthropological research that will one day make the acquaintance of a university press. “One day” was a bustling time, full of plans.  “One  day” was also comfortably vague enough for me to settle in and not pay attention to the growing number of years between my real life and this temporary transition to–I knew not what. Without realizing the moment things changed I recognized that my real life was not in my future but in my past. I was a has-been rather than a gonna-be.