“Harvard”Hooker? At the 25th annual reunion?

My lack of success embarrasses me. If I were spiritually well developed it wouldn’t. But I am not. I need a get rich quick plan. Or if not quick, pretty soon.

I TOTALLY EMBARRASSED MYSELF TRYING TO SHOW A DATE I WAS AN EDUCATED HOOKER

My attempt to look like an intelligent, bilingual prostitute ended with Mr appearing to be woefully uneducated and misinformed, but in a funny way