Advice From the World’s Oldest Living Man–Posthumous, Ironically

Advice on how to live long from a 100+ year old man does not square with my ways. Here’s what I need to change to be an old X-Hooker.

Hope, Not A Bottom

No drugs? Where’s the joy? I’ll have nothing left. Long term addict and streetwalker “Ivory,” six months before her death at age 48, doubting the wisdom of getting clean. If we are going to live with the relentless obsession about using drugs, if we are going to overcome screaming urges, we need a reason. SomethingContinue reading “Hope, Not A Bottom”

Bare Breasts+Beauty+Idea= How To Handle A Fool

Never Argue With a Fool Never argue with a fool– because the on lookers cannot tell the difference An argumentative fool sharing with me what he learned about how others judge you by the people with whom you associate.

How to Get Your Money Back From a Thief

Harvard XHooker Life Hacks, the world’s newest everyday wisdom from the world’s oldest profession that is appropriate for most audiences so you need not hide the screen when a co-worker walks by because this is not porn! Follow this link to get tried and true instructions for getting the most die hard thief gladly returnContinue reading “How to Get Your Money Back From a Thief”

Guys, If You Want All the Time With a Provider You Paid For, Do This (See Picture at Bottom of Post)

Guys, how to get the most out of your time with a sex worker, and this advice is widely applicable

Any Woman Who Does THIS deserves to be lied to by her man

If you ladies do THIS he will always lie to you and rightfully so, and this act of relationship sabotage is what most women do when they get the truth they demand. What is the action?

Women Will Be Shocked To Find Out That Men Who Pay For a Working Girl’s Time Value THIS as a Prize

Men pay hookers because THIS is worth the money and it’s not what you think.

X-Hooker Life HACKS: New Sex Lessons from an Old Profession, #46

X-hooker Life Hack #46: Ladies, once you say no to a man’s sexual advances, the evening is over When a guy asks for sex, and you say no, you think that is the end of that because you have set a boundary assertively. Relationship experts speak highly of the power of assertiveness. Right. Ladies, youContinue reading “X-Hooker Life HACKS: New Sex Lessons from an Old Profession, #46”

Sex Question–Find out the answer to one question you didn’t know you didn’t know how to answer

Why? This is a sex question you didn’t know you had, but you do so get the answer and satisfy yourself

A Surprising Fact an X-Hooker Knows That Non-Pro Women Don’t Know–But Should

Behind every great man there is a great woman playing mommy to him and he knows he can’t make it without her but he cannot overcome his nature that causes him to desire meaningless sex with others. Oh well